"Refrigerator Light" Newspaper Sized Ad Full page, 13 x 21 inches Half page, 13 x 10 1/2 inches Quarter page, 6 7/16 x 10 1/2 inches   Note: PDF is approximately 2MB in size

Sample Copy: We make the little light go on in your fridge, so you can see your pickled herring has turned fuzzy blue, so you don't eat it and turn green, and think you're going to die, and end up in a clinic being examined under a light we also make go on.

"Coffee Pot" Newspaper Sized Ad Full page, 13 x 21 inches Half page, 13 x 10 1/2 inches Quarter page, 6 7/16 x 10 1/2 inches   Note: PDF is approximately 2MB in size

Sample Copy: We make the coffee machine go on, so you don't stop for a cup of joe at the Quickie Mart and speed to work and get a ticket, and go to the court house and fill out forms in triplicate that are printed from a giant computer we also make go on.

"Answering Machine" Newspaper Sized Ad Full page, 13 x 21 inches Half page, 13 x 10 1/2 inches Quarter page, 6 7/16 x 10 1/2 inches   Note: PDF is approximately 2MB in size

Sample Copy: We make the answering machine blink, so you son't miss a message from your wife telling you to put the pork chops in the oven at 350 degrees, causing a heated argument that makes you miss wrestling which is broadcast from a TV tower we also make blink.

Video This 30 second tv spot can be customized for your communities' utility.